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Well… at least it would be if the blundering idiocy hadn’t come from the same Ship-of-Fools that brought us the Australia Day Race-Riot,
MISOGYNY (conveniently redefined… waaaaahhhh),
the Breath & Plant Food Tax,
Wayne (I’m-the-bestest-Treasurer-since-Bruce-Springstine) Swan‘s Massively Excellent Resource Rent Tax.
the Peter (I-dance-like-a-weirdo-so-I-will-make-an-excellent-Labor-Politician-you-wait-&-see—whooops) Garret Raging Inferno House-Insulation scheme,
Joe (my-Daddy-is-a-union-heavy-&-Labor-Man-&-he-taught-me-everything-I-know-&-if-you-mess-with-me-Pappy-might-do-an-Aunty-Jack-&-rip-your-bloody-arm-orf) Ludwig‘s accidental (?) destruction of our Live Cattle Export Industry,
Julia (we-are-us-I’m-a-Socialist-no-I’m-not-I-was-just-a-typist-&-that-inspired-me-to-go-on-to-be-the-substantive-author-of-the-policy-that-has-killed-up-to-1000-boat-people-&-seen-about-30,000-illegal-boat-arrivals-since-my-team-took-power-in-2007-&-some-nasty-people-out-there-might-call-me-a-home-wrecker-but-it’s-just-free-love-baby-bugger-other-peoples’-marriages-it’s-so-old-fashioned-&-I’m-a-modern-chick-&-the-most-powerful-victim-the-world-has-ever-known-cos-that’s-the-way-I-like-it-aha-there-will-no-carbon-tax-under-a-Government-I-lead-Bruce-who?-nothing-to-see-here—seeeexxxists) Gillard‘s thoroughly deliberate resurrection of the (sometimes) Live Human Import Industry,
the Gazillion-Dollar-School-Shed program,
the (thoughtfully-invented-on-the-back-of-a-drink-coaster) Squillion-Bazillion-McFriggin’-Zillion-Dollar–(Not Bloody Needed) NBN,
the First Bloke & Prime Ministerial Hairdresser‘s helpful & hilarious advice on Digital Examination,
the Craig (aliens-no-make-that-the-AbbottAbbottAbbott-stole-my-identity-&-rooted-those-prostitutes-&-made-me-approve-the-credit-card-payments-or-they-would-destroy-my-excellent-reputation) Thomson HSU Rorting scandals,
the Peter (ick-female-genitals-look-like-shell-less-mussels-hee-hee) Slipper Personal Limousine Service & Uncle Pervy Impersonation scandals,
the Bill (I-haven’t-seen-what-she’s-said-but-let-me-say-I-support-what-it-is-she-said) Shorten Blouse-Wearing Limp-Wristed Nancy-Boy School of AWU Tough Guys,
the (failed) Stephen (I-can-make-you-wear-red-underpants-on-your-head-&-sometimes-I-literally-cry-over-spilt-milk-even-though-I-wasn’t-born-yet-poor-poor-me-snifff-sob-waaaahh) Conroy Policy for Internet Censorship,
the Tanya (screech–waaaah–screeech–waaaah–screeeech–waaaaaaaaahhhhh) Plibersek Perpetually Offended & Affronted routine,
the Penny (I-look-great-in-a-suit-&-if-you’re-sceptical-about-Man-Made-Global-Warming-I-will-repeatedly-call-you-a-Denier-which-carries-with-it-the-quite-deliberate-connotation-of-implying-some-obscure-association-with-those-who-question-the-historical-reality-of-Hitler’s-Holocaust-against-the-Jews-plus-don’t-forget-that-I-am-Finance-Minister-now-&-the-county’s-finances-are-all-shot-to-sh*t-but-it-don’t-matter-it’s-all-Julia’s-pet-idiot‘s-fault) Wong You Can’t Touch This routine,
the Nicola (you’re-all-too-retarded-to-know-smoking-is-dumb-so-I’ll-make-all-fag-packets-olive-green) Roxon program for Saving Humankind From Other Colours,
the Nicola (you’re-all-too-retarded-to-have-an-opinion-about-jack-sh*t-so-I’ll-make-it-illegal-to-offend-anybody-who-isn’t-a-white-Christian-raaaaacist) Roxon program for Silencing Dissent Against Dear Leaders Like Her,
the Kevin (my-name-is-Kev-&-I’m-from-Queensland-&-I’m-here-to-help-you-buy-a-big-screen-TV-that-you-won’t-be-able-to-afford-to-turn-on-once-my-thoroughly-loyal-Deputy-who-would-just-as-likely-be-Full-Forward-for-the-Western-Bulldogs-than-stab-me-in-the-back-cranks-up-the-price-of-electricity-just-so-she-can-politically-marry-that-Tasmaniac-&-friend-of E.T.-Bob-dude-in-order-to-pander-to-the-Green-Horror-&-implement-all-of-its-retarded-pixie-land-Human-Hatred-inspired-policies-or-you-could-just-blow-it-on-the-pokies-if-you-like-how-the-eff-would-we-know?-just-be-grateful-we-didn’t-take-900-bucks-off-of-all-of-you-effing-numpties) Rudd $12,700,000,000 (yep, that’s $12.7 BILLION) Chinese TV Manufacturer & Importer Stimulus program,
the Kevin (I’m-a-funny-old-fellow-from-Queensland-and-I’m-not-always-a-happy-little-vegimite-but-everyone-loves-me-except-those-effing-rat-f*ckers-&-them-effing-airline-hostesses-plus-that-effing-red-headed-back-stabber-&-her-effing-pet-idiot-who-thinks-Bruce-Springstine-is-the-coolest-&-has-never-&-will-never-deliver-a-budget-surplus-useless-effing-lying-turd-he-is—oh-and-also-those-effing-faceless-union-bastards) Rudd Early Retirement scheme,
the Bruce (I-was-Julia’s-boyfriend-&-client-but-she-knew-nothing-about-my-scams-cos-she-was-only-a-naive-PARTNER-IN-A-LAW-FIRM-so-how-could-she-possibly-have-known-that-I-might-have-been-a-tad-dodgy?) Wilson AWU “Workplace Reform Association” swindle,
the creepy Greentard/Labor/Independent Wedding Ceremony (now a messy divorce which doesn’t, unfortunately, undo the consequences that we-the-children will have to live with for decades to come),
the even creepier Craig (I’m-an-awkward-dick-so-clap-yer-hands-&-let’s-not-mention-that-I-used-to-do-the-horizontal-folk-dance-with-Julia-&-once-even-drank-her-contact-lenses-but-my-character-is-not-to-be-questioned-even-though-it-was-an-extramarital-fling-stiff-sh*t-shuddup-or-I’ll-sing-at-yer) Emerson Song-Butchering Home Video Show…
… and on, and on, and on it goes. The list is literally endless. I could keep adding to this post all week & never get to the end of it. And that’s without even mentioning the NSW Independent Commission Against Corruption as it exposes the ALP for what it really is – in NSW, to be clear… but with plenty of connections to Federal Labor nonetheless.
I’ve even tried to approach the whole thing lightly & with a mind for the humorous side their antics… but most of it just ain’t funny. The stupidity is monumental. Awesome even. You couldn’t invent half of it if you tried. But maybe that’s just what we should expect when the country elects Lawyers, Union Officials & Political Spinners to run the joint. Maybe we should all think that through a little more carefully the next time we get the chance to throw out the garbage. We do, after all, get precisely the Government that we deserve. So thank you, ALP & Green voters, for lumbering us with YOUR poor choices.
It could be said that the wool was pulled over the electorate’s eyes by that strange Albino Fellow but even Warney couldn’t get away with no-substance-all-spin like these chaps have. And nobody could make such a complete bollocks out of everything they get their grubby mitts on as do this lot. They’ve made an art form out of it.
Read Amanda Vanstone’s SMH article on their latest effort.
Read Andrew Bolt’s Herald Sun column if you haven’t already slit your wrists.
Read Tim Blair’s take on the polar-reversal of the natures of Politics & Sport in Oz since 2007.
Read Miranda Devine’s Daily Telegraph blog post on how Australia’s five most powerful sports bosses were made to resemble Lemmings going over a cliff when the press conference they were pressured to attend was “hijacked in dramatic fashion by two government ministers, Sports Minister Kate Lundy and Justice Minister Jason Clare”.
These blokes, whether they were duped or were willing participants, owe it to the sports they are trusted to protect to publicly disassociate themselves from this ALP clown-fest & begin cleaning up the slime they slipped up in.